what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
I'm Glad You Came
my name's Claire. I follow back.
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Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
And into the rabbit hole we went!
Greatest post
ah tumblr
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
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hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
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acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yes
- ye s
- eyse
- yES
- ye
unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yesh :3
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our first show in Seattle is Sunday at the Moore Theatre. find out how to get tickets here: http://yhoo.it/18olSYY
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
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our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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